Zoradell Designs

I recently had the pleasure of watching the film Bernard and Doris and believe that it has squished itself into my top five movies of all time. Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes are wicked good in their roles as a wealthy, eccentric heiress and her devoted butler.

I came to the realization at the end of the film that what I need, above any sort of relationship, is a Butler. The wealth and cellar full of booze would be nice, too, but they are merely an afterthought compared to the joy of a butler. I am content in knowing that this is what I want and I shall never rest until I get it. It doesn't matter male or female, gay or straight; if you have seen the movie and would like to be my butler, I am currently taking applications. I can't pay you money, of course, but I do have a collection Garbage Pail Kids that I could spare, or perhaps we could work out a trade some other way.

On another note, I am currently working on a collection of jewelry inspired by Susan Sarandon's character, Doris and another collection inspired by characters from my own "novel in progress" called "Twilight". Pictures soon to come......